Category: The Culture Club

From triumph to tragedy in five matches. Don’t you just love football?

We’re approaching the final days of the season and our form has unfortunately taken something of a turn for the worse.

The good news is if we win today, we go eleven points clear at the top of the table with just 10 games left to play.

The bad news is we’re going away to the best team in the division, who should already be top by a mile.

With 14 matches remaining, we’re seven points clear of our nearest challengers, and our form is unrelenting.

This is beyond all expectations but maybe, just maybe, we really are in a title race.

While our incredible run of form continues, we’re starting to pick up a few injuries and suspensions.

Tiredness is rife throughout the squad. The games are still coming thick and fast.

But the biggest news of all is that our board are now officially looking to sell the club.

It’s time for the top of the table clash we promised but not quite as we expected. We aren’t the ones chasing anymore.

Oh yes, GTS Culture are well and truly back!

All of a sudden things we’ve won four out of our last five matches and things are looking much better.

We still have no money, and have ploughed more of our overdraft into three new signings, but we do have a new goalkeeper.

No money. No chance to recover between matches. Nowhere near enough points on the board.

After six matches in the league, we sit in the unprecedented position of 10th place.

I just can’t get the team firing and I’m starting to worry that if I can’t turn things around soon, the board might turn on me.

For the first time in the club’s history, GTS Culture are no longer favourites for automatic promotion.

We don’t have a single player in the media dream eleven, having dominated it for the last four years.

Oh, and we’re over £100,000 in debt.

Three games of the season remain and GTS Culture are on the verge of a fourth successive promotion, this time to the 7th tier of English football.

Unfortunately our out of the ordinary exuberance in the transfer market this season, and early departure from all of the cup competitions, has left our finances in a right old state.

It has taken almost three and half years, but after back-to-back-to-back promotions there’s another team hot on our heels at the top of the league.

We’re playing them today.